Ok, not trapped per se.
Less productive, perhaps.
Why?
This place is a Palace.
That assessment is based on one complimentary feature and one alone. Never mind the beautiful architecture or decorating, the gracious and professional service, nor the fancy pants 'don't come in here without a tie and a haircut, you hippy' Restaurant on the ground floor.
No, no.
Shiatsu Massage Chair.
Remember walking around the mall as a kid and seeing the Brookstone storefront with it's overflow of weird gadgets and novelty 'conveniences?'
Of course you do.
Do you also remember being told, a sprightly, fresh faced seven year old, that you had to be such and such an age to sit in the reclining (foot and leg massage-er built in) full back massage chair?
Well suck it, arbitrary-rule-enforcing Guy! I just sat for 30 minutes in one of those AMAZING things and you can't stop me!
I feel better now, thanks for reading.
In related news, the venue is nice, the shows are great, and I'm finding it reasonably pleasant to be in Kentucky.
The end.
Less productive, perhaps.
Why?
This place is a Palace.
That assessment is based on one complimentary feature and one alone. Never mind the beautiful architecture or decorating, the gracious and professional service, nor the fancy pants 'don't come in here without a tie and a haircut, you hippy' Restaurant on the ground floor.
No, no.
It's all about the...
Shiatsu Massage Chair.
Remember walking around the mall as a kid and seeing the Brookstone storefront with it's overflow of weird gadgets and novelty 'conveniences?'
Of course you do.
Do you also remember being told, a sprightly, fresh faced seven year old, that you had to be such and such an age to sit in the reclining (foot and leg massage-er built in) full back massage chair?
Well suck it, arbitrary-rule-enforcing Guy! I just sat for 30 minutes in one of those AMAZING things and you can't stop me!
I feel better now, thanks for reading.
In related news, the venue is nice, the shows are great, and I'm finding it reasonably pleasant to be in Kentucky.
The end.
Glad you enjoyed The Chair (which is something entirely different in Alabama...)!
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